ive never read homestuck but kanaya looks like she could kill someone .. .
what a coincidence
PAIL DAYVALENTINES DAY!
THIS IS OUR ASK BLOG GROUP GIFT TO THE HS FANDOM!ENJOY!
all characters drawn by their respective mods
We may never know.
this was originally just supposed to just be a doodle but here we are
humanstuck feferi is so fun to draw im def gonna draw more of her in the future
The glistening bucket flew out of the girl-shaped dent in reality, sailing in a lazy arc towards the tiny figure with hunched arms and clenched fists.
“WHAT THE FUCKASSING FUCK IS THAT FUCKASS DOING FUCKASSES?!” He shouted, blush tinting his adorable spankerrific cheeks. “OH MY GOG SHUT UP FUCKASS STOP YOUR FUCKING—.”
His expletive was cut off as the pail bounced off one nubby horn with a –ping-. His jaw dropped in a perfect O of surprise, a gentle scarlet tint bleeding through his cheeks again. With that, his head snapped back. From his perfect trembling lips gushed the most obscene whimpers and keens, like some sort of berserk sex wolf.
“woah sup irony sup sup” Dave said raising his eyebrows ironically. “sis what the ironic hell is happening to the dumbass over there” he looked over his ironic shoulder but found that Rose had left to be lesbians with Kanaya off screen.
“H3H3H3 OH MY GOG D4V3” Terezi said her tongue magically stretching to be 3 feet long and slithering over every inch of Dave’s body simultaneously “D1DN’T YOU KNOW TH4T HORNS 4R3 3RROG3NOUS ZON3S FOR TROLLS?” She cackled and crashed into Aradia, as the two both fell into a plothole because girl characters, ugh.
“OH MY FUCKASSING FUCK WHY THE FUCK DID THAT FUCKASS DO THAT” Karkat cried his pants completely stained with red “I FUCKING HATE THAT FUCKASS I WANT TO FUCK HIS TIGHT LITTLE BUTTHOLE HE IS SO FUCKASSING HOT”
“wow dude gay” Dave said ignoring the tragic ironic love snake in his pants rearing its melancholy head at the sound of John’s name.
“beeth” said Sollux suddenly wearing a slutty bee outfit with stripped stockings and miniskirt.
“I LITERALLY CAN NOT STOP COMING” Karkat screamed sexily painting the floor red.
“mIrAcLeS,” Gamzee observed his silky jungle cat of a head of hair glistening in the breeze.
“NO SERIOUSLY I THINK I NEED A DOCTOR”
“you rang?” John giggled as he pooped into existence. “jeez it was SOOOOO boring being with Jade so I decided to chill with you guys! what’s all this red stuff?” he giggled derpily at the red paintlike substance staining his knees.
“JOHN EGDERP YOU FUCKING FUCKASS OH GOG PLEASE FUCK ME” Karkat sobbed his sparkling pink tears sparkiling kawaiily on his face.
“…..egderp….” Dave looked away blushing his winsome gaze shaded by eyeglasses.
“karkat I am not a homosexual,” John said his skirt suddenly flying upwards to reveal 17 pairs of lacy rainbow panties.
“I AM LITERALLY A VOLCANO OF EJACULATE” Karkat said tsunderely gushing genetic material from his eye sockets
“mIRacleS,” Gamzee growled sexily, his throbbing bulge stretching to slap John’s face.
“let’s do it,” Dave said suddenly, “but ironically, no homo.”
The boys fell over each other in the unending ocean of red, limbs slapping at each other drunkenly. Karkat’s enormous ass trumpted in Dave’s face, causing him to come buckets into the air and pop off an ironic limb. Gamzee opened his pants to reveal a cluster of genitals that resembled a hydra, in multitude and movement. his bulges swept over the furious slapping slorp slorp slorp their orgy made, slithering down everybody’s throats
“thith ith soth fuckingth greath,” lisped Sollux as he waspollinating John’s head.
“not a homosexual,” John cried ukely taking a dump on Vriska’s corpse.
at the end the stuff in the bucket was kind of brown.
I LOVE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE RIGHT NOW.
YES YOU TOO.
I am proud to finally announce SBURB: The Board Game - a board game adaptation of the game SBURB featured in Andrew Hussie’s webcomic Homestuck.
Details will follow after I have returned home from PAX.
OMG THIS CAME OUT SO WELL. I’m glad you got some good pictures out of the shoot despite the rain :(
WOULD EQUIUS WANT A LOT OF MILK IN HIS COFFEE OR WOULD HE WANT IT STRONG HELP ME THIS IS A LEGITIMATE PROBLEM
guys. he obviously has his coffee strong, then a glass of milk on the side.
none coffee with left milk
GAMZEE LEFT HIS BEST FRIEND TO GO WORSHIP A DUDE WHO CAN TURN INTO A SNAKE, AND HE CANNOT DIE EVER
GAMZEE IS LITERALLY SASUKE UCHIHA
OMG IM CRYING
oh my fucking god
Sometimes you gotta do what you feel is right:
Your name is TEREZI HARUNO, and boy do you want to FUCK GAMZEE.
…Why hasn’t anyone brought up meowrail Hyuugas yet?